Forget the illegals, consider the zombies

A new milestone in civil rights!

For years, Chicago has had the reputation for allowing dead people to vote, but this year, all that voter suppression against a major demographic has been lifted! It’s a win for counting every vote, without discrimination, no matter who it is, or whether they are dead or not. Count every vote, no matter who, no matter how many votes are cast by the same person, or counted by the same person!

Finally, the Zombies have a say! And exit polls tell us that almost all of them voted for one of the two major political parties, but I’m not going to name them. Zombies can be sensitive about such things.

In a related story, that dog somewhere in Georgia that received an application form to get an absentee ballot, does anybody know how he voted?

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