The Russians Are Coming? Whoa! Who’s that in my video cam lookin’ down on me?

Mr. Klew Less: The Russian intelligence agencies meddled in our elections!”

Mr. Ekko Chambers: Why the shameless nerve! Don’t they know, the only ones allowed to meddle in our elections are American intelligence agencies!

After learning Jesse Ventura, Reform Party upstart, won the election for governor in Minnesota, he was asked by the CIA: “How did you win?”.

Pogo: “We have met the enemy, and the enemy is us!” 

Well, they’re keepin’ on and keepin’ on, Russia, Russia, Russia. One liar over here (D. C.) says it, the one over there (in France) thinks “Wow that’s a good scapegoat” so complains about it, so then the liar over here says, “See! Even over there too!” And so, ’round and ’round it goes, and true X-File  believers (slogan: “I want to believe!”) pick up on it, and cheer and repeat. Echo, echo, in true Goebbels format, until it becomes true (to you? No? Good).

Look over there. Edward Snowden showing NSA spying on everybody. (NSA corporate slogan: “We’re the only part of government that actually listens to you!”)

Then Vault7 starts dribbling out the tools of the criminal government-directed taxpayer-funded cyber-hacking trade. Uh oh, UMBRAGE is the tool that shows how the CIA leaves evidence of, wait for it, Russians hacking!

Oh, my, after that came out, Wired pointed to it, and moaned Oh, No, the perfect excuse for people to deny that the Russians hacked the elections! I mean, who else but the Russians would want to tell the world what the Royal Heir Apparent really thinks about the serfs in her fiefdom!

Who else but the villain Boris would want Americans to know the truth? The shame!

But the baseless Russian excuse for “letting Trump win” is now pretty much kaput, Americans just aren’t buying it. If Trump’s numbers are going down, it’s probably because of these broken promises and he’s not finding a way to push them through, and too many people are now wondering if he really meant them.

And putting his voice to a wilted, meek, tiptoe of “Repeal”, and that even a false label, people aren’t so easily fooled now.

But like Scott Adams predicted, the “Hitler” charge has hit the dust, Now the “Russia” charge is wilting, so they’re setting up for plan “E”. Plans A, B, C, and D were blocking the nomination, rigging the election, the Hitler theme (racist! fascist!) isn’t working, the Russian collusion thing is collapsing (with Comey and companies keeping it open just in case). Next, plan E.

Trump is crazy! Uh, just like Hitler! The shrink said it on the Tucker Carlson show! Forget the Russians, Trump is crazy! He’s got as many bats in his belfry as, Clinton!

 

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