Former SEAL, macho no more? If he thought he was a duck, can they make him quack?

Former SEAL, macho no more?
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jun/26/seal-tem-sixs-kristin-beck-transgender-recruiting-/

If he thought he was a duck, could surgery make him fly? (I take it back, somebody might try it).

Some people go overseas to get surgery to look like animals.

If he thinks he’s Superman, can they make him even leap tall buildings in a single bound?
http://www.oddee.com/item_98715.aspx

How about a Zombie, or Catman, or Tom Leppard the Leopard Man.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96602.aspx
..Lizard man with forked tongue (That one changes the old Indian saying. “Lizard man speak with forked tongue.”
..horned man in Geneva.. “art critic” [sic] that “wears” his art in his tattoos
..And the “Tentacle Man”.

There are doctors who will accommodate your insanities and perversions at the right price.

With cosmetic surgery, doctors began abandoning the oath, “Do no harm”. Maybe for that reason and for prenatal infanticide reasons, plus doctor-assisted suicide, is why some medical schools have abandoned the Hippocratic oath. “Do no harm” and “no abortifacients” is less lucrative and does not satisfy the morbid-tending among them.

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One Response to “Former SEAL, macho no more? If he thought he was a duck, can they make him quack?”

  1. trutherator Says:

    Hi Doc. Is there surgery to make me a millionaire?

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